loungin at sea

longing to be

sealed with a kiss

the perfect dish

boy, you know it’s me!

heya baby

ain’t no doubt

this is one tail

cuffed without bail

i’ll make you scream and shout

just swingin on my pole

lettin good times roll

they may say i’m lazy

but boy i’ll drive you crazy

come float with me

in my bath ‘neath the sea

we’ll lather for hours

you’ll savor my powers

such an eloquent dancing queen

has never before been seen

she’ll bend & she’ll twirl

till your heart’s in a whirl

she’s bound to take over your dreams

sly vixen lies in wait

offers up the perfect bait

you know this ain’t no joke

as your heart goes up in smoke

roses are red

and my speedo™ is too

come sit on my chest

and i’ll bench press you!

oh my dear

have no fear

what i teach

we shall reach

putting it now in gear!

fall in love with me

and my true colors you’ll see

my nutty heart’s aflame

babe this ain’t no game

just me and the buzzing bees

alone against this tree

come sip my honey wine

and you’ll lose track of time

while on my nest I ponder

my mind it starts to wander

my feathers need attention

i yearn for your affection

a ski hound hits the slopes

tumbles down and hopes

imagining the fun we’ll have

once i’ve found my mountain man